Dating

20 Questions

“Twenty questions.”

“What?”

“You only get twenty questions. And I will let that first one slide.”

“That’s all I get?”

“Yes. Nineteen.”

“Wait! That doesn’t count!”

“I make the rules. Nineteen.”

“What happens after I’ve used all my questions?”

“I will decide if I will ever talk to you again. And you are wasting questions. Eighteen.”

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